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You just can't love someone with normal-colored hair. Incest doesn't seem to bother you as much as it used to. You find yourself eating more and more shaved ice. You purchase a rose crest ring and wear it everywhere in hopes that someone will challenge you to a duel. You always keep a sword handy.... just in case. You no longer associate roses with Tuxedo Kamen. You attempt to commute to work on the hood of your car. You appear in the Darwin Awards for trying to conceal a sword in your chest. You take a graduate-level genetics class to find out how to breed a monkey and a mouse. You stand on your head at Disney World to see the castle upside down. You repeatedly dive off galloping horses in the hopes that Akio will rescue you. You do the same with stairs. You speak to shadows, and wait long periods of time for them to answer. You sing lullabies to eggs. You always take the stairs, and hum ZUM on the way. After watching Episode 25, you are relieved to be able to take the elevator again. You avoid curry and elephants like the plague. You make your pet where a tie and earring. You find pink bed sheets incredibly sexy. You refuse to drink anything given to you by your brother. You ONLY listen to Utena music. You try to convince your drama department to put on the Utena musical. You make your roommate do all the cleaning and cooking. You are disappointed at the lack of attractive student council members at your school. You think that cross-dressing is the ultimate sign of coolness. You don't need a dress for prom because you have a perfectly good spare tablecloth You wear out your stopwatch batteries in less than a month. The fact your boyfriend sleeps with every girl in school doesn't bother you. Red convertibles make you swoon. |